Best Thanksgiving Status Quotes For 2016 Tools

“On Thanksgiving Day, all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment – halftime.”

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

 Sometimes you have to act like you don’t care even if you do!

What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape.
God is really awesome and creative, i mean, just look at me :P

“One distinguishing mark of an unregenerate man is ingratitude.”

 We’re having the same thing this year for Thanksgiving dinner as last year.

 “Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.”

 If you can’t admit when you’re wrong, you’ll never learn from your mistakes.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!.

 What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.

 Keep your face always toward the sunshine – and shadows will fall behind you.”

Thanksgiving dinner is a unique experience. It’s like an orgy that’s rated G.
 Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers? To keep his wigwam.

 What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes – a building can’t jump at all.

 Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.

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